Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland is a well-known children’s book by Lewis Carroll but this is a much better version. It’s a lot shorter, more realistic and comes with a surprise ending.

Alice was beginning to get very tired of sitting by her sister and of having nothing to do. Once or twice she peeped into the book her sister was reading, but it had no pictures in it. “What’s the use of a book without pictures?” she thought.

Suddenly a White Rabbit ran by. There was nothing so remarkable in that, but the rabbit was wearing a waistcoat and carrying a cane. When the Rabbit actually took a watch out of its pocket and looked at it, Alice jumped to her feet. She had never before seen a rabbit with either a waistcoat, a pocket or a watch to take out of it.

Burning with curiosity, she ran across the field after it, and was just in time to see the it pop down a large rabbit-hole. Alice went down after it, never stopping to consider how in the world she would get out again.

The rabbit-hole went straight on like a tunnel, then dipped suddenly down, so suddenly that Alice didn’t have a chance to stop herself before she found herself falling down… down… down.

The hole was very deep and she kept falling… falling… falling. She tried to look down, but it was too dark to see anything.

Then she looked at the sides of the hole and noticed that they were filled with cupboards and book-shelves. Here and there she saw maps and pictures hung upon pegs.

Down, down, down. Would the fall never come to an end? she thought. “I wonder how many miles I’ve fallen?” she said aloud.

Down, down, down, and suddenly, the fall was over.

What a mess!