The Baby Sister is a scary riddle from Japan. It is in the form of diary entries. See if you can figure out what is going on.
From the diary of a young boy:
Day 1 –
My mom is in the hospital because she is having a baby.
I wanted to cook something nice for her to eat.
My friend told me that cooking is for girls.
Day 2 –
Today I made a soup of meat and vegetables for my mom.
It was hard work but I did it with love.
I went to the hospital and gave it to my mom.
Mommy was very happy and told me I was a good boy.
I asked if the baby could eat the soup as well.
Mom said, “Yes, when she grows up.”
I want my baby sister eat my soup.
Day 3 –
My mom left the hospital with my baby sister.
Her name is Kaori and she is very pretty.
I wanted to play with Kaori but my mom wouldn’t let me.
She told me to go to my room.
I felt very sad.
Day 4 –
Today my Dad arrived home from work early.
I wanted to play with him, but he was playing with Kaori.
He told me to go to my room to play.
I felt very sad.
Day 5 –
Today, my grandparents came to visit.
I was very happy because my grandparents always play with me.
I asked my grandmother to read me a story, but she told me to go to my room.
My grandma and my grandpa and my mom and dad were cuddling Kaori.
They spent all their time with my baby sister.
My mom said, “Kaori is so beautiful, I just want to eat her up.”
And my daddy said, “You’re right. Me too.”
Day 6 –
Today I made soup of meat and vegetables for my parents.
I cut the vegetables very well, but the meat was very hard to chop up into pieces.
After dinner, my parents went around the house calling out, “Kaori! Kaori! ”
My parents were looking everywhere for my baby sister.
Have you seen Kaori? She is so beautiful that everyone just wants to eat her up.
he killed his sister and made her into soup
This is easy he made a soup with his baby sister in it It’s not HIS fault they said they wanted to eat her all up!
Well, you DID say you wanted to eat her… *smiles slyly*
Kaori is served. we hope you enjoy your dinner, and have a nice time digesting your daughter. Toodles! (whoa, I sound like some old wacko!)
Gives a new meaning to the phrase “baby food”… O_o
What the f**k? HE ATE THE BABY!!! :0
AAAAAAAa! They literally want to eat her up!
he killed his sister and made her into soup cause they wanted to eat her up and he was a good boy
OMG I GET IT!!! they had said “she is so beautiful i just want to eat her up” So the boy cooked her and the parents ate her cause thats what they thought they wanted
Kaori must have been eaten up the previous day by their parents………………..eeeeeeeeee can’t think anymore…tell me what actually happened scaryforkids!!!
He chopped her up and put her in the soup. Very weird child.
poor kaori!!!! poor little boy as well!
KAORI SOUP!
The older brother cut her little sister up cause he was jelous
He chopped up his baby sister and put her into the soup. When I was younger I shoved my baby brother in a box and tried to send him to Japan. lol
they 8 kaori fail
They are all CANNIBALS they ate the baby poor thing that explains why the meat doesnt chop very good
wow, unintentional canibalizme!
Oops. He ate Kaori.
Ugh, I knew this would happen. I can’t believe he cut up his own baby sister!
But the boy did have a point (to feel sad), because when he only asked if he could play with Kaori, why did his mom tell him to just go to his room?
And when his grandmother came, why did she tell him to go to his room when he asked if she would play with him?
Isn’t that kind of mean? BTW, I wonder what will happen once they find out they’re little son cooked their newborn baby… >.<
So obvious. The kid was chopping up the daughter.
This sounds so weird, but I wonder what baby tastes like now. ._. It mustn’t had tasted too bad if they didn’t notice they were eating a baby.
VERY bad new big brother :P
Everyone wanted to eat her up so the boy made sure they did.
He cooked the baby sister because everyone wanted “to eat her up”
Ohhh. I get it now! The older brother killed Kaori, his baby sister, and he was making baby soup cause people said that she was so cute, they just want to eat her up… Did I get it right?! :D