The Blue Headphones is a humorous story about a girl who, for reasons she will not disclose, always wears earphones.
In a small town in America, there was a young girl who was very beautiful. Everyone agreed that she was the best-looking girl in town. However, everyone was puzzled by the fact that she always wore a set of headphones. Wherever the girl went, she was never seen without the headphones in her ears.
One day, the girl went to the hairdresser’s to get a new hairstyle. When she sat down in the chair, the hairdresser asked her to remove the headphones. The girl refused and said that under no circumstances would she ever do that.
The hairdresser was puzzled, but proceeded to cut her hair anyway. He had to cut it very slowly and carefully so as not to snip the wires on her headphones. The hairdresser was taking so long that, after a while, the girl fell asleep. When the hairdresser saw this, he carefully pulled the headphones out of her ears so that he could cut her hair more easily.
A few minutes later, the hairdresser glanced in the mirror and noticed that the girl’s face was turning blue. He felt the girl’s pulse and realized that she was dead. He was horrified and immediately called the police. While he was waiting for them to arrive, he remembered the headphones. He picked them up and put them in his ears to find out what she had been listening to.
He heard a voice repeating: “Breathe in… Exhale… Breathe in… Exhale…”
Her life was depending on the headphones so she didin’t know how to brethe!?!?!?!?!?well thats just weird
Huh?
lol
An alternative explanation would be that she was an alien on earth in human form, so she’s being instructed how to survive via headphones
not funny… this story had to be in stupid stories section
This story was lame… Breathing is kinda involutary… It happens kinda automatically… And if she really didn’t know when to breath, she would have stopped breathing at night and died… I mean a girl carrying headphones while bathing, in the loo, while sleeping is sorta gross I guess
poor girl. but why couldnt she know how to breathe?
Nice. I read it in a book once that birds wear parachutes in case they suddenly forget how to fly. The book was Great Lies To Tell Small Kids.
Hairdresser should rot alone why would he ever do that
Her parents could have taught her to breathe when at the right time. Now don’t say that their parents too wear headphones!
so she can hear the voice while asleep..and she wont breath if its not remind to her…STRANGE
WTF SHE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO BREATHE?!!?!!?!!! …well dats dumb…
this is not funny. more like sad.
All the time her life was depending on the headphones!!
This is actually a blond joke
@zombie02 she did know how to breathe but she didnt know when
So sad…she was so stupid she didn’t even know how to breath :(
that girl looks beautiful! like me!
lol
r u serious
didnt know how to breathe
lol dats lame
i have CHORTLES
i laughe
wow 0.o seriously???? SFK, you are awesome,but you can do better than that -.-
Uhmm .. o.o
She didn’t know how to breathe? Weird O.o