The Facebook Profile is a scary chain letter about two girls who encounter a stalker while they are browsing through random status updates on Facebook.
There was a teenage girl who was looking through Facebook profiles with her friend. They came upon this one Facebook profile that really unnerved them. It had strange shadows in the background and the man in the profile picture looked like a complete psycho. The girls started laughing at how ugly and disturbing he was. Right then, an instant message popped up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my profile??
XxLoVemExX: What? Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: U should know. Ur looking at my Facebook right now.
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur profile??
SatanStalker: I know when people look at my Facebook.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense. How?
SatanStalker: I just do. Especially pretty girls like you. Nice legs BTW.
The girl was wearing high shorts and she tried to pull them down a little to cover what she could. The girls were starting to get freaked out.
XxLoVemExX: Ok, whatever. Youre starting to scare me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid. You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me. I know what you said about me to your friend a minute ago.
The two girls were in shock. The friend started to tremble and said “Just block this psycho!”
“Do you think he’s watching us?”, the girl replied anxiously.
SatanStalker: You know I am. And it wouldnt matter if you blocked me anyway. It wouldnt stop me from coming to your house. I know you two are alone.
XxLoVemExX: Im going to leave now because youre really freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says “LOVE ME”. Trust me, that wont be a problem.
Just then, SatanStalker signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. To take their minds off the creepy guy, the two girls went upstairs to the bedroom and had a pillow fight. Laughing about it, they tried to tell themselves that it was just someone playing a joke on them.
All of a sudden, the girl’s friend said that she had to go to the bathroom. The girl waited patiently for her friend to come back, but after ten minutes, her friend still hadn’t returned and the girl started to wonder if something was wrong. She knocked on the bathroom door, but there was no answer.
The door slowly creaked open and she saw her friend’s dead body lying there on the ground. Before she could scream, a man’s hand came from behind her and covered her mouth.
The next morning, the bodies of two dead girls lay on the bathroom floor, covered in blood. Both of their heads had been chopped off and nailed to the wall.
If you do not link to this page in the next three hours, there will be three men in your house tonight at 1:30AM. One in your bathroom and two in your room. Well what are you waiting for? Send the link or you are going to die!
Scary in a kind of funny way… :D
Go ahead. kill me. U can’t because of my awesomeness.
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i will sleep in my parent’s room today
i hope this is fake O.O
One man is in your bathroom and two men are in your room. What happens if you have two bathrooms?
Wow that was pretty creepy!
It’s facebook
one-bedroom apartment bro
im not going to the bathroom or my room…sleeping im my doghouse
i wish i sill knew my myspace lol cuz i wanna look em up
dodododdodododo to u, nem!
no offence but who uses myspace these days? people just go on facebook now
lol my four year old brother never even heard of myspace. proof its a wack site
I shared the link. Why did i just do that? because my little bro is reading over my shoulder and i shared it to save him from being killed to death, lol
well . im scared
this is a good creepy chain letter to scare your friends with. i give it an 8 out of 10
awesome!
I got this chain letter b4 but never reposted it
forwarded :P
Mad creepy! This happened to me and my friend but we didn’t get killed. But some random guy named Stalker07 was writing to us and he wouldn’t leave us alone and said he would find us. My friend deleted her myspace. Then he found me and I deleted mine!
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!!!
myspace is dead twitter is awesome (so is facebook!!!!)
lol haha silly kids this story is wack and should be removed asap for being immature
eeeeewww. what a creeper.
well, im glad myspace is pretty much dead now :)
i am soo happy i never got this chain letter from anyone