Lemon Jelly is a stupid story about a group of girls who have a terrifying experience at their sleepover.
The Lemon Jelly Of Doom
These four girls were having a sleepover and two of them went to the bathroom together because they were scared and while they were in there they heard a scream coming from the bedroom and they were really scared but they went to check it out anyway and when they got to the bedroom they found it empty and the other two girls were missing so they started searching for the missing girls and they looked under the bed and found one of the missing girls strangled to death and one of the girls started to scream and she screamed so loud her lungs fell out and when the other girl saw this she started to flee but when she got to the stairs she found the other missing girl lying there on the bottom step and her face was being eaten by cats so the girl ran into the kitchen and climbed into a cupboard because she didn’t want to get eaten by cats and while she was hiding there she found a packet of lemon flavor jelly and she was really hungry so she began eating it but after she was done eating it she began to feel really sick and then she puked all over the cupboard but when she looked down she saw that instead of jelly she had puked up a big pile of poo and suddenly the poo started growing arms and a head and the poo turned around and looked at her with big staring eyes and it said “I am the jelly which was eaten” and the girl screamed and ran out to the car but it was locked so she had to break a window to get in and then when she shut the door and looked in the rear view mirror there was an old woman sitting in the back seat and the woman said “I am the woman who killed her children” and the woman had hooves instead of feet and a tail instead of a head and a hand instead of a hook and a head instead of an ass. (This story is true.)
i want to meet the person who wrote this so i can ask her(im saying that the persons a girl just because, okay?) how dafuq she came up with such an awesome story
yes thomas whiler i know
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i was EATING when i read this
You guys know that Ass does not mean Buttocks, Ass means a Female Donkey or a Jenny if you must
WHAT DID I JUST READ????
WTF? Is that ALL one sentence? Imma die of laughter!!! LOL XD!!!!! *-* *u* That is indeed one scary story! ( im not kidding. its scary cause…well… idk…)
Anyone care to explain what I just read?
The last para is flipped out. Head in place of an ass? What? Omg I almost fainted reading this….
Lolwut. What did I just read? I think my eyes had melted.
I think I may go to the mental hospital after reading this… O_o
OMG THIS WAS LEGIT SO SCARY
I agree with dingledork. The run-on sentence gave it character.
the one who wrote this is an stupid crazy person without brain! how can the lungs come out when she screams? and how this story is real……..???? first he needs to go to mental hospital!!!
I personally think the run on sentence gave it character. It also confirms my assumption that whoever wrote the story was in a huge hurry and probably wrote the story in less than two minutes. Which is very obvious, by the way. Admittedly it was funny though. Made we laugh out loud literally. and shared it on facebook. lol
lol. that isb freakin hilarious. how do we post stories in here?
wth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
well this paragraph must be given to the primary students as a Question-“read the paragraph below n put punctuation marks when necessary.”-60 marks
lol!!!
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Waittttt so the woman had a tail instead of a head and a hook instead of a hand and a head instead of an ass?????? lol Dats confusing…..
what
There were no periods. That’s called……. Run on sentences??? I haven’t been to school for 3 months, ok??
loooooooooooooolz
Wow talk about a Run-on sentence xD
it is so stupid but funny
LMAO………………and I find the pic to be cute!!!LOL XD
MY GOD IS THAT ALL ONE SENTENCE!?
LOL funny