Stolen Phone is a funny scary story.
My phone was stolen last night. So I decided to call my own number.
*ringing*
*ringing*
Voice: “Hello?”
Me: “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money… but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you return my phone now, that will be the end of it – I will not look for you, I will not pursue you… but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you… and I will kill you!”
*long pause*
Voice: “Uh… This is the bartender from O’Malleys. You must have left your phone here last night. You can come in and pick it up whenever you want…”
Me: “Oh, right… Thanks.”
Ohhhh I was confused because if she had her phone stolen then how does she cal her own number?
Lmao hahahaha
Taken 😂
Lol goody goody!!!
Lmao YESSSSS that was funny
And the bartender said: “Goodluck” . . lol. .
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS and that waz an awkward good story
yesterday was my b day . -_0
PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!!!! LUCY HALE PEOPLE!!!!
ha. funny. I like that one. IM NOT BEING SARCASTIC!
I love how they used this from taken
Pretty Little Liars!!!! PLL!
Haha that is so stupid and funny.
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHA
Funny…….
I liked it.
TOTALLY NAILED IT XD…
Creeping out mission : TOTTALY NAILED IT XD…
Hahahaha not scary but funny.
it is truly a funny story.hahahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAAAA
OH GOD! This was truly a scary funny story.
This would be me with my laptop
Hilarious hahahaha
hahahahahaha