Tee Hee Hee

Tee Hee Hee is a story written by a member of this website named psychokiller. It’s about a little girl who has a morbid fear of clowns.

There was once a little girl named Lynn who was absolutely terrified of clowns. One day, she was riding her bike home from soccer practice when she heard a voice behind her laughing.

“Tee Hee Hee.”

When she got home, she hopped off her bicycle and ran up the driveway. As she passed her parents’ car something reached out from beneath it and grabbed her by the leg. Luckily, she was able to wriggle free and she ran inside the house, locking the door behind her.

That night, Lynn was lying in bed when she realized she had to pee really bad. She hopped out of bed and ran down the stairs. Again, she heard a voice laughing.

“Tee Hee Hee.”

She got to the last step when she suddenly felt something scratching at her ankles. Lynn turned around and all she saw was a shock of red hair poking out from under the stairs. She ran back to her bedroom and screamed for help. Her mom and dad came running. She begged and pleaded to be allowed to sleep with them for the night, but alas they refused.

Lynn started to realize her pet cat wouldn’t come into her room and when she tried to bring it to bed with her, the cat would jump out of her arms and rush out the door. Her room always felt creepy.

The next morning was a Sunday and she had a soccer game. She was so tired from lack of sleep that she played very poorly. Her parents were disappointed with her and when she came home, she was banished to her room. Once again she heard a voice laughing.

“Tee Hee Hee.”

Lynn was scared so she decided to take her mind off it by drawing in her notebook. She flipped to the back pages and found that someone had done a drawing of her bedroom. As she flipped through the pages she saw a dark shadow in the picture near her bed. It got closer and closer. She ran out to show her mom, but her mom was so angry about all the commotion Lynn was causing that she never even glanced at the notebook.

Night came and Lynn heard a scratching noise coming from beneath her bed. Then, she heard the strange voice laughing again.

“Tee Hee Hee.”

But this time, there were multiple people saying it. She sat up and saw that the printed clowns on her wallpaper were all moving and laughing at her. She looked down at the bottom of the bed and it looked like something was moving under the covers. Something or someone was in bed with her.

Suddenly, a clown’s head popped out from beneath the blanket. It had sharp teeth and long claws. Lynn jumped out of bed and ran downstairs. The front and back doors were locked and the clown was right behind her. She ran out the garage door and the last thing she heard was the clown laughing behind her.

“Tee Hee Hee.”

A hand grabbed her and she was pulled under the truck. Lynn and the clown were never seen again.

(psychokiller says: I can’t take full credit for this story because my sister made it up.)