Vegas Wedding is a short spooky story about a young man with marriage on his mind who meets a beautiful woman while on holiday in Las Vegas.
A young man took a break from his job as an accountant and went to Las Vegas on holiday. In search of excitement, he spent every night visiting bars and nightclubs, drinking, dancing and meeting women. He was having the time of his life and it seemed like the fun would never end.
In one particular nightclub, he spotted a beautiful woman, standing on her own. She had long blonde hair and the prettiest face he had ever seen. Their eyes met across the crowded room and the man fell in love at first sight.
He walked up to the woman and bought her a drink. They talked for hours, laughing, dancing and drinking more and more alcohol. As the night wore on, the man began slurring his words and told the woman that he had fallen in love with her. She said that she had fallen in love with him too.
By the end of the night, the man and woman were both extremely drunk. As they were stumbling down the street, holding hands, they passed an all night wedding chapel. On a whim, the man dropped to his knees and proposed to the woman. To his surprise, she accepted. They wandered into the wedding chapel and were married on the spot by a justice of the peace.
Late that night, the newlyweds finally made it back to the man’s hotel room and collapsed on the bed. They both passed out cold from all the alcohol they had consumed.
In the morning, the man awoke with a splitting headache. He looked beside him and found the bed empty. His new bride was nowhere to be found. Thinking she must have stepped out to get breakfast, the man got out of bed and made his way into the bathroom to wash up.
As he was soaping his face, he looked in the mirror. The steam from the hot water had made the mirror fog up, and he noticed there was a message written there.
It read: “Sorry I have Leprosy and now so do You”.
The man froze in horror. He looked down and screamed as he saw his fingers floating in the sink.
Oh gosh…you guys think that’s worse than STDs? Haha ahhh…man that’s horrible. This should teach everyone a lesson which is never to drink…or get married haha.
Lol
So he didn’t notice she had leprosy? Good. And I don’t think that leprosy can get so bad in one night that fingers and chunks of skin begin to fall off. ‘And contrary to the folklore, body parts don’t fall off in leprosy, although they can become numb or diseased…’ – Wikipedia.
But the story is funny anyway. :)
Yes it’s stupid and funny.